so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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