you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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