Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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