i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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