So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
