His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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