this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
false alarm. still invincible.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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