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Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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