quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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