im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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