Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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