you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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