idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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