the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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