As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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