thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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