I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
