Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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