Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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