I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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