It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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