what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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