Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.