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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.

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  well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle

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• (458): View more from Oregon

  And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.

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  Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself

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  So there's that.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one

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  When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.

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