So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.