We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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