Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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