i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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