We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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