Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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