so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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