oh god the rape fog is back!
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I didn't notice because vodka
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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