Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Found the puke drawer
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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