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I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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