At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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