can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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