when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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