I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize