Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
