So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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