I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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