ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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