11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
there is glitter all over my balls
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