and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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It's not a walk of shame if you run
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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