Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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