i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She needs sedatives and a leash
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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