ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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