But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He passed out mid-signature
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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