dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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