you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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