I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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