its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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