Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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