brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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