is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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