I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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