So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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