A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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