when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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