I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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