My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.