dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's rum buckets o'clock
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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