just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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