im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
